‘I ate civilization. It poisoned me. I ate my own evil nature.’

    * male human being approaching me*
Him: My dear Lady,do tell me, with what pleasant hobby are you occupying your precious lifetime? I would like to know,if you are willing to tell me,if there is any chance for me to take up some time in your life. I find you very delicate,my Lady, and I do believe that your heart can offer me some mutual affection.
Me: Well,dear Sir, I must admit that your words do surprise me and I believe that your willing can turn true some day.
Him: Dear Lady,I must say that I have never met anybody like you in my whole life and I would do anything just to be around you.And,the most important thing,I will love you till the very end.
Me: One must know that your words have a very soft scent and they must be sustained by  strong evidence.But I must admit that I am a dreamer and a fool and these jobs are occupying my entire being and lifetime.
Him: Oh,my dear Lady,have mercy on my poor heart and beliefs. I was willing to make you happy.
Me:  Dear Sir, I do not wish to make you unhappy but you must understand me.Happiness has got to be paid for. You are too much interested in beauty and flirting.I am too much interested in truth. I have to pay too.  

Dreams,you see...